Worst Ever.....

Oh, what to say about this horrid movie. This is hands down the WORST movie I have ever EVER had the misfortune of sitting through. I'm all about funny, I even have been known to laugh at many MANY crass dirty inappropriate jokes. I'm not at all prudish, uptight, never been called a stick in the mud, fun squasher, or any other labels. BUT, this movie made me squirm in my seat, more that a little uncomfortable and just downright wasn't funny. AT ALL!!! The theater was packed and all we heard was uncomfortable squirming, whispers of "this really isn't good, to this sucks, to I want to leave." The majority of people were saying that the first one was way better.

The language was horrific, (again, not a prude) just because they couldn't find anything better to say. Even the actors seemed embarrassed and awkward in it. Bradley Cooper is hot as always, but even his hotness couldn't pull this one out. I need to go shower now, just writing this made me feel dirty.

1. I think it is pathetic that people can't tell time from a "real clock" aka one with numbers and hands. Hello, elementary stuff here people!! I love it when people are looking at the clock with a dumb-founded look on their face asking what time is it? Well, the little hand pointing to the number is the hour, and the big hand is the minutes, would you like to borrow some kindergarten worksheets?

2. I am totally traumatized by getting "older". I don't like it, I'm not embracing it, and I don't want to talk about it.

3. I wish school went year round...I'm dreading the "I'm bored's" that have already started & school is out today. Or, I wish my boys were still little enough to be excited by a "lets go to the park" If I were to say that now, they would think I'm insane.

4. I think that birth control should not be an option if you are going to a "free drug clinic"..aka methadone clinic. OR... you should be tortured, just like your making your babies go through. Either one is fine with me, come to think about it, torture sounds pretty good for some people. Actually, birth control should just be mandatory for the majority of society.

5. I confess I'm writing this now so I can avoid starting a load of wash, and doing the dishes.

Here's to my first confession...

1. I find totally inappropriate stuff funny. And I laugh at it, out loud. Often.

2. My husbands family is some of the worst drivers I have ever known. Ever. Period. Ask them they know and embrace it. And, it's scary as hell to drive with them.

3. It drives me crazy when my sister in law doesn't post. How am I supposed to know what the hell is going on if she doesn't blog about it??? Come on, don't disappoint me. I know you can do better.

whores # duece...

I almost peed myself laughing at this. So funny, out of the mouths of babes.

Um, No...

This is on a bulletin board in the hospital where I work...I know that we are all about the healing connections. But, they don't I repeat DO NOT pay me enough to use appropriate tongue at work. (By the way....what the hell is appropriate tongue??)

The Whore you Know...

I have been known to use the word "whore". Whore is indeed one of those fabulous words, it is versatile and can be used in many, many situations...For instance when you call someone a whore, it can be an insult..as in "look at that whore" or it can be a term of endearment..."Hey whore" (see versatile) You can use it to describe ex-girlfriends of your husband, because generally I don't like them (and they probably turn tricks)(see, whore)

But....please let's all remember that whores are people too. Whores might take offense if you actually call them a whore. If you are a whore, please understand that my usage of this word is not directly in offense to you...but really, you should be used to being called a whore. (and latex.)

And if your a whore who is proud of the lifestyle....Way to earn a living. You go girl. You probably aren't pissed off about my usage of the term. (But, you should probably still get tested for STD's)

ps...(this is dedicated to all the whores I know & love)
pss..(it was posted as a dare ;*)
psss..(I really do think this though)