Deep thoughts???

Random things I thought about today.
Gym clothes ARE NOT ok to wear-unless you have just finished at the gym or are going to the gym!
Men shouldn't wear basketball shorts in public unless they are REALLY playing!!
Underwear ARE NOT an option!! EVER!!! They are NECESSARY
There are people who should not have kids!!
SHUT your phone off!!! and drive
Jessica Simpson is not fat, if I looked like her, I would be naked shopping in Wal-mart!!
Anyone in mom pants will look fat, just don't!!
Last, but not least: If you have to say how hot you are, you probably AREN'T!!
Yes there's probably stories to go along with all of these.